I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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