I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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