also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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