shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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