Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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