.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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