Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my phone needs a breathalizer
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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