The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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