why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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