I'm pants shitting drunk right now
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
