You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
