the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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