Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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