So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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