Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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