it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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