It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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