To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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