How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was born a porn star she said
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
