before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I love having hate sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
