Apparently you make a good broom.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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