And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
