I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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