it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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