he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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