Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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