I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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