At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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