I hate your face
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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