the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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