So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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