we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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