If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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