Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We need a shit load of segways right now
I need a beard to bite.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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