Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i already hear my dad disowning me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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