Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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