4 words: hood of his car
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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