Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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