I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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