i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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