If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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