every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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