I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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