Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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