I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
