Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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