I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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