He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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