found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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