I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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