One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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