shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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