thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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