Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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