Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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