I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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