yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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